Penelope
P.
Sheetphart
Author
Photographer
Above all else
a pooet
I hope poo are doing well. All of poo.
traveling the world, I am endlessly inspired and moved to write poetry.
As a collection of pooems about the One thing we all have in common, Butt aren‘t suppose to talk about, This book aims to change that.
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Author pictured with a big loaf.
The Pooetry
will keep you company
when you are the most alone
Something to hold while you're letting go
Never drop your phone in the toilet again
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